Bring your own loo roll, along with low expectations, when using the facilities.
This paper seems to last longer too, which has meant that I haven't had to change the empty loo roll as often.
If I walked into one of our two bathrooms and saw that the loo roll needed changing, I'd swiftly turn around and walk out, like a criminal leaving a crime scene.
Toilets are portable and despite earlier reports, there are no shortages of loo rolls.
MPs at the House of Commons were hit with a strange sort of shortage, after the building came dangerously short of loo roll paper.
They study irritants like: leaving a wet towel on the bathroom floor, failure to control a shrill laugh, leaving a new loo roll on top of the empty one, and fabricating anecdotes at dinner parties.
Partners say that we only forget things which are unimportant to us like dental appointments and changing loo rolls.
Three packets of figs fast approaching their "best before" date challenge me every time I open the kitchen cupboard, loo rolls cascade across the bathroom floor, and we now have enough tinned soup to see us through several arctic winters.
It's always freezing, and it's one of those establishments where there's never any loo roll or paper towels in the toilets.
Bathrooms also need daily attention, including restocking with loo rolls.