You know what I liked, was the advert for Big Al's conservatories (a great parody TV ad for the wee nyaff's company).
We call on the Scottish Parliament to enact a law banning precocious, gobby, wee, nyaff, pre-pubescents from embarrassing Scotland by singing on any form of medium which is publicly broadcast.
‘But I thought he was a wee nyaff back then,’ she says, before letting rip with her trademark cackle.
You wee nyaff, you're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
I find Green to be an irritating little nyaff, but he is well-cast as skiver Colin.