Namely, I've come to the (admittedly temporary) conclusion that the internet is the second most inane, dull and downright boring thing on the planet - only beaten into first place by the idea of having to buy a new tin-opener.
In my hands a simple tin-opener can be a lethal weapon.
And the absence of fruit pickers would bring a run on tin-openers and unseemly scrambles for fresh produce.
The foreknowledge of guilt, mortification and a head that feels as though it has been opened with a tin-opener ought to inhibit any species capable of walking upright.
My Lords, does the Minister agree that sardine tins and anchovy tins are also very difficult to open with their tin-openers?
The alternative is farmed - which is why at this time of year I reach for the tin-opener.
On the one hand, compilations serve two useful purposes - one, as a tin-opener, alerting one to stuff that one might not necessarily otherwise have noticed.
She opened a cupboard and lifted down some soup, emptying the contents into a small saucepan once she had tackled the lid with a tin-opener.
The USB Swiss Army Knife is available with 64 or 128MB memory, plus all the usual extras knife, corkscrew and tin-opener.
If fire forces me to leave my place of refuge, must I leave immediately or can I go back in to rescue my tin-opener?