As she made good her escape - on foot we hasten to add - the purple dye pack cunningly hidden with the cash blew up and she disappeared in a puff of smoke, albeit minus the wonga and her hat.
Now, £1m is a lot of wonga for a paper plane, but that's nothing compared to the £7m bidding frenzy recently provoked by the sale of the real thing.
The 32-year-old blagger took antiques, jewellery and wonga from the house belonging to Ms. Winter.
Ben Rogovy, 22, wanted to promote his website for poker fans, but was a bit short in the wonga department.
Most of The Sun's really memorable headlines (such as ‘Wenger's wonga makes Bergkamp linger longer’ and ‘Super-Callie-are-fantastic-Celtic-are-atrocious’) have in fact been found on the back page, not the front.
To access the tasteful and beautifully-lit photos, you'll have to cough up some wonga.
I know you need a fair few accounts for the various wonga pages already, but I'm afraid my programming skills aren't quite up to integrating them all.
The boy wonder really does know how to turn boxes of slop into chests full of wonga, but how will he continue with his shock horror portfolio?
I need to make some serious wonga, to get the flock out.
If you try to report a burglary or street crime anywhere, you get a crime number but all our units are out raising parking wonga and speeding tickets.
The company says there's around £20 bn of unclaimed wonga just lying around the UK waiting to be liberated.
It may be that getting us out comes down to a large splodge of wonga!
Being overambitious increases the risk of falling short of generating enough wonga to retire on.
Spend all their extra wonga on fairtrade coffee and organic bananas.
Apparently there are some discrepancies in the amount of wonga being dished out to each undeserving ‘star’.
Simply hop onto a flight to Mumbai with a laptop, meet a man in the airport who will give you a different hard-drive. Test a few phones and upgrade them, and then hand over some wonga.
It's Brazil biggest-ever heist, and easily tops the modest £30m in today's wonga with which the Great Train Robbers temporarily made merry back in 1963.
He writes, ‘It may be that getting us out comes down to a large splodge of wonga!’
Synonyms
cash, hard cash, ready money
Origin
1980s: perhaps from Romany wongar 'coal', also 'money'.